Fortunately our Master boasts big electrically adjustable and heated exterior mirrors that give us a clear view down its flanks. The standard ABS has already saved at least one Wiggins wannabe from being squished and the Sport trim’s rear parking sensors help us avoid reversing over any cyclists who have stopped to take a breather. Let’s hope they all revert to being couch potatoes when the winter weather starts to bite, and leave van drivers in peace.